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December 25, 2002
Lott Steps Aside; Avoids a Frist Fight

December 18, 2002
Kissinger, Mitchell, Cardinal Law, Al Gore, Everybody Resigns; But Not Lott

December 11, 2002
Saddam Has Gas

December 4, 2002
Henry Kissinger Is Appointed To Conduct September 11 Witch Hunt

November 27, 2002
Obese Teenage Girls Sue McDonald's

November 20, 2002
Saddam Is Breaching The "No Fly" Zone; An Object Appears In His Fly

November 13, 2002
War With Iraq: Name The Operation!

November 6, 2002
Best Winona Ryder Jokes

October 30, 2002
Stupid Washington-Area Snipers Are Caught Napping

October 23, 2002
Barbra Streisand is Appointed Secretary of State

October 16, 2002
Peanut Farmer Wins The Nobel Peace Prize

October 9, 2002
New Jersey Court Rules That Democrats Can Run A Wax Dummy For The US Senate

October 2, 2002
US Plans To Make A "James Bond" Car To Counter Terrorism

September 25, 2002
Company Town Changes Mind, Wants Hershey Foods To Leave

September 18, 2002
Jack Welch Agrees To Return The Palace, But Will Keep The Slaves

September 11, 2002
In Memoriam For The Victims Of 9/11/01

September 4, 2002
President Bush To Allow Debate On US Waging War On Iraq

August 28, 2002
Studies Show That Caffeine Protects Against Cancer, And Causes Cancer

August 21, 2002
Amtrak Suspends High-Speed Train Service

August 14, 2002
Pied Piper Suspected In Missing Children Cases Across The Nation

August 7, 2002
Justice Department Wants People To Snitch On Fellow Citizens

July 31, 2002
Stockalypse Now! Stock Market In Free Fall

July 24, 2002
Pakistani Tribal Council Orders Girl Raped To Punish An "Insult"

July 17, 2002
Bush Says Economy Is Just "Hung Over"

July 10, 2002
Al Sharpton To Help Michael Jackson And Other Disadvantaged Pop Stars

July 3, 2002
California Court Rules That The Pledge Of Allegiance Is Unconstitutional

June 26, 2002
Al Sharpton To Visit India And Pakistan To Avert Nuclear War

June 19, 2002
Martha Stewart In Hot Water Over Possible Insider Trading

June 12, 2002
Paul McCartney Disappoints His Fans Yet Again With His Second Wedding

June 5, 2002
Queen Elizabeth Celebrates Her Golden Jubilee

May 29, 2002
Israeli Scientists Produce A Featherless Chicken

May 22, 2002
TV Season Ends With All Unanswered Plot Questions Answered

May 15, 2002
Al Gore Exposed By Wife, Tipper, At Book Fair In New York

May 8, 2002
Scientists Excited By Photos From Newly Repaired Hubble Telescope

May 1, 2002
Bill Gates Testifies In Federal Court That the States' Antitrust Plan Would Cripple Microsoft

April 24, 2002
Pope Promulgates Pervy Priest Policy

April 17, 2002
Pope Summons US Cardinals To Rome To Discuss Sex Abuse

April 10, 2002
Stop the World! Bryant Gumbel Tells CBS He Is Quitting "The Early Show"

April 3, 2002
Special Oscar Issue: Whitey Wins Some Minor Oscars

March 27, 2002
Tom Ridge Explains His New Color Coded System For Terrorist Alerts

March 20, 2002
Bono Is Sworn In As Vice President Of The United States

March 13, 2002
Bush Confirms His Pledge of $20 Billion Of Aid For New York City

March 6, 2002
Bush Sets Up A Shadow Government In Secret Underground Bunkers

February 27, 2002
Bush Stumbles Through Asian Trip With Gaffs Galore

February 20, 2002
Cry-Baby Canadian Figure Skaters Awarded Duplicate Gold Medals

February 13, 2002
Bono, At World Economic Forum, Solves All The World's Problems

February 6, 2002
Ashcroft Is Offended By Nude Statue At Justice Department

January 30, 2002
President Bush Celebrates His First Full Year In Office

January 23, 2002
Al Qaeda Prisoners Are Flown To US Naval Base In Guantanamo Bay, Cuba

January 16, 2002
Founder Of Wendy's Eats One Double Cheeseburger Too Many

January 9, 2002
Larry Summers Gets A Harvard Education

January 2, 2002
Giuliani Is Time Magazine's Person Of The Year
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